Market Monitor 415
By Marlin Clark
Blame it on the Bassa Nova
Every once in awhile something happens in the grain markets that finds me frozen in amongst tearing my hair out, laughing, or crying. That was me at 7: 30 Monday morning when I looked at the overnight trading from the Chicago Board of Trade and saw beans down forty-something, corn down 12, and wheat down 16 cents.
It wasn't the prices—we have gotten used to the volatility the last couple of years. It was the reason given—swine flu. You've got to be kidding! Makes as much sense as blaming it on the Bassa Nova, if you remember that old song.
I remember swine flu. I had it fall quarter of 1968 at Ohio State and missed a history final. I am not sure about the year, but I am about the final. I was too sick to get out of bed, but not as sick as I was when I saw the grade from the make-up exam. Those profs have no sense of humor about having to go the extra mile, and the makeup always costs you a grade.
Oh yeah—I also remember that I did not get swine flu from pig.
This is the reasoning, if you can call it that, for May corn futures down to 3.67 and May beans bottoming at 9.90 overnight Monday. The "swine" in the swine flu would get people to buy less pork, cutting demand for corn and soybean meal. You can't make this stuff up.
Now, I heard Dr. Bernadette Healy tell Bill O'Reilly last night how you really get swine flu, and it has nothing to do with swine. To paraphrase my favorite third-grade joke, some people think it's swine, but it'snot! (Is that word in the style manual, Miss Susan?) She put it in a more-socially acceptable manner, but the answer was still the same. Some of the stuff in a sick person's nose ends up in yours. Use your imagination how this comes about, but it probably has nothing to do with the last time you kissed a pig unless that pig was an ugly girl friend with a stuffy nose. That actually reminds me of my favorite sixth-grade joke, but I will show some discretion. Darn little discretion, but it is there, nevertheless.
The silly season on the Chicago Board of Trade did not last long. During the day we traded beans down 22 cents or so. We actually closed down 35-1/2, at 10.04-3/4 though, so it was a sick (I couldn't resist) day. May corn ended up down most of a nickel.
The overnight Monday-Tuesday is mixed. Corn is down another 2-3/4 cents at 3.69-1/2, but the beans are up most of a dime, and the wheat is back up over a nickel after a 24-cent loss from the silliness yesterday.
The real problem is, the market is not silly. Prices actually did decline as a guess as to the reaction of a silly consumer. That is a different matter. And, the fact that it could decline this easily is an indicator of how weak it is. May corn futures are now 47 cents below the recent high, back to the same low we made a week ago. May beans have now lost 89 cents of the 2.35 gain made between the first of March and the middle of April. The wheat is bouncing along now on the same low it has made three other times since early March.
BTW--If you just have to hear the best third-grade joke, give me a call. If you actually sell corn on this break, I will throw in my eighth-grade joke, too. Or, I may save it for another time I am desperate for a column.
Marlin Clark trades producer and elevator grain for Keystone Commodities from an office near Andover, Ohio. He welcomes your comments at 866-293-4433.
